I Am Not a Beauty Blogger

And yet I feel I must "review" this product:



Almay Eye Makeup remover, $5.99. This shit sucks. Does not remove mascara at all and leaves eye area greasier than a McDonald's hash-brown wrapper, despite the "oil-free" claim on the front of the bottle. Ewwww.



I'm totally going back to my previous remover, Maybelline Expert Eyes 100% Oil-Free Eye Makeup Remover, $4.59. Does not suck. I decided to try something new because although the Maybelline works pretty well and comes in a container that's small enough, at 2.3 ounces, to be conveniently reusable for air travel, I found myself at the drugstore every other week to replenish. And replenish I shall.

Maybe it really IS Maybelline, huh? Huh??